Ancient support tickets from the pyramid help desk

Most people don't realize the Egyptians had customer support while building the pyramids.

24,000 open tickets about delayed granite.

Camel API outage, again.

Thank you for contacting the Great Pyramid Help Desk.
Average wait time: one mummification.

𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 #47

“Still waiting on Block #1,102,438. It's two flood cycles late.”
→ Response: En route. Estimated arrival: 2514 BC. Tracking hieroglyph attached.

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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 #146

"Workers refusing to move 2.5-ton blocks."
→ Suggested workaround: Promise a second afterlife and increase beer rations to 4 jugs/day.

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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 #894

“Top isn’t pointy.”
→ Response: Try rotating block 90 degrees. Repeat as needed.

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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 #2,587

“Blueprint says the base is 37 shadow lengths.”
→ Response:
Valid if measurement was taken at noon on the summer solstice using a calibrated stick blessed by Ra.
Otherwise, please resubmit.

Support ticket auto-closed after 30 days of no reincarnation.