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January 14, 2026
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Bryan Johnson ruined our Friday nights.
Our team had a ritual. Every Friday, we'd order Shake Shack to celebrate making it through the week.
Then Marie sent a 10-minute Bryan Johnson documentary about McDonald's. Not just "fast food is unhealthy." Really bad. Like really bad.
We couldn't unwatch it.
The next Friday came around. Someone suggested Shake Shack. We all just looked at each other.
Now every Friday night, we have burger night in the office.
Homemade. All organic ingredients. Grass-fed beef. Fresh vegetables. Homemade secret sauce.
And honestly? They taste better.
Thanks Bryan. I think.