Introducing Riva’s tech stack

Riva's tech stack: 🛠 Primary tool: Baguette (soft, squeaky, versatile) 📦 Storage: Under couch, behind pillows, sometimes in water bowl

📈 Workflow:

• Discover squeak
• Chew squeak
• Break squeak
• Sad

🔁 Integrations:

• Human guilt loop
• Late-night fetch pipeline
• Bark-to-squeak escalation protocol

🐞 Known issues:

• Baguette gets soggy
• Crashes when toy is lost (dog enters infinite loop around living room)
• Not compatible with vacuum cleaner

Looking to scale